While you can certainly accomplish making Mom feel loved and appreciated through DIY Mother's Day gifts, writing a heartfelt message in a greeting card, or reciting a Mother’s Day poem that’s sure to bring a tear to her eye, there’s plenty of room for laughs, too! Maybe your mom’s love language is anything that’ll make her giggle and grin, which is why Mother’s Day puns are all too perfect. A tale walking in Michigan's rain is worth recounting, the harsh journey against the crazy winds, battering rain, and dramatic flashes of lightening and thunder.For Mother’s Day, you’re likely thinking about how to dial those warm fuzzies way up for your mom, mother-in-law, grandma, stepmom, or the mother figure in your life. Wearing raincoats and umbrellas, I try to get to point A to point B as fast as possible, thinking which route is the driest, regardless of distance. (On the quick tangent, you wonder if this was what Noah experienced when it started to "rain".) CR: You finally make it back to your dorm/apartment and you hear things like, "Your underwear is wet? Me too!!" Umbrellas become pretty unfixable flowers in your living room. That's what you think until (apparently, how else could it be explained?) somebody must've tossed a bomb into the clouds, because SHEETS OF WATER are coming down on your head, prompting you to run (slip, fall, crawl, whatever works) to the nearest building for sanctuary. You'll be walking across campus, figuring you'll be able to get to class in the drizzle, your jacket probably suffering the most from the dampness. "Remember, bee puns are good for your health, they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!" "What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!" 30. "What's a bee's favorite Spice Girls song? Wanna-bee!"Ģ9. "A bee's favorite novel is the Great Gats-bee."Ģ8. "Why did the bee want to use the phone? To say hi to their honey."Ģ7. "That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!" 26. "Say, these bee puns aren't too shab-bee."Ģ5. "A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched!" 24. "The worker bee decided to take a vacation to Stingapore last year."Ģ3. "When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic." 22. "A bee styles their hair with a honeycomb."Ģ1. "Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!" 20. "What did one bee say to the other when they landed on the same flower? Buzz off."ġ9. "On the first day of class, bee students are given a sylla-buzz." 18. "The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers."ġ7. "Bee children take the school buzz to get to school." "That bee is talking too quietly, it must be a mumble-bee!" 14. "Why do bees get married? Because they found their honey!"ġ3. "What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!" 12. "What do you call a bee that's a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!"ġ1. "A bee's favorite haircut is a buzz cut!" 10. "What kind of bees drop things? Fumble bees!" "Naughty bee children really need to beehive." 8. I don't get what all the buzz is about." 6. "What's a happy bumblebee's blood type? Bee positive!"ĥ. "Who's a bee's favorite singer? Bee-yoncé." 4. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder."Ģ. "When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. You won't bee-lieve how many of these puns you'll be pollen for! You'll bee -come an instant hit at parties! You'll bee sure to thank me later. Use these puns to make your grandparents laugh, impress your date, spice up your Tinder profile, make friends with a beekeeper, break the ice at your new job or make everyone in the general vicinity wish they hadn't invited you to come hang out with them.
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